Have you ever...pooped a balloon?

[emm11]

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[autoridade]

"Hey, it's nothing! It's a dildo!" LMAO. Man, people are WEIRD.

[emm11]

So so weird! I'm kind of thinking about using that article for a Journalism project, though...think my teacher would like it? Hee.

[_surrounded]

I want that to be on the TV news.

I'll be able to watch The Office soon! *dances*

[emm11]

That would be pretty funny.

YAY! When? How soon? Wicked soon? It needs to be REALLY soon.

[_surrounded]

I think it starts this Sunday. But it's on at 10.40 pm which is such a stupid time I'm worried I'll forget.

It's weird, it's on ITV2 which is a digital channel that normally has crap like extra, behind the scenes footage of no hopers on The X Factor or rubbish films but it seems to be trying to make itself more credible with Entourage and The Office. So it'll probably get shitty ratings but nevermind! I'll be able to see it.

[ihatebreakfast]

Dude, I read this article yesterday about a penis transplant in China. They had to remove the guy's new penis because his wife wasn't "emotionally responding" to it.

News has gotten so weird.

[emm11]

HEE. That would suck to go through a transplant and then not have your wife even LIKE it.

[elmtreesarelove]

Dildo assault. HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Ahh, ear infection.

[emm11]

Heeeee.

Booooo!

Hey, does your school put its newspaper online by any chance? I need to look at one...I found one that would work, but it's from 2004, so...you know.

[tatertots370]

Can I just point out that you (before me) had 21 comments on this entry? AND IT'S SEPTEMBER 21? AND IT IS THE DAY OF HAPPY PREMIERES?

[emm11]

HAPPY COMMENTS AND HAPPY PREMIERES AND HAPPY CARLY AND HAPPY EMILY!