Pissed that we took their land, The Indians have been planning their grossly misdirected attack against the cowboys for over 500 years. Just last week, the Indians decided it was time. The head Indian, Jumping Jack, and his son Jack Jr. informed the masses of their plan. Jack Jr. and Sr. stormed the western front, only to find a few cowboys left, most having decided to embrace their sexuality, ala "Brokeback Mountain" and moved to LA or NYC where their life choices would be better accepted. The Jack's massacered the few remaining cowboys, feeling a bit of disappointment that their incredibly long vendetta against the cowboys ended so anticlimatically, and a bit of remorse that they had killed the few remaining cowboys before they had been able to find their true love.
So, to answer your question, the cowboys were killed by Jumping Jacks.
im not surprised, shes my wifey. we're on the same level with just about everything so im not surprised this song was running out of her head and into mine.
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So, to answer your question, the cowboys were killed by Jumping Jacks.
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