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Walter banged Betty.
Betty was mighty sore.
Betty couldn't even open her door.
Now betty can open her door.
Now betty will no longer be banged.
Now betty is in shop.
Now insurance will pay for Betty's bruises.
But Betty has to stay away from home for atleast a week.
Betty was raped from the side.

Hmph.
ASSHOLES.
People love to be assholes.

I have a new appreciation for this holiday.

Flowers are amazing as well.

boys, snow, partay, booze, and french toast.
what could be better on saturday/sunday?
nothing.

to my darlings in delaware-

you know who i haven't seen in a very very very long time?
you. you-lauren, you-kirby, you- mr. weatman, and you-james.

and YOU know what that makes me do?

:( this.

It's superbowl again. I'm not a big football fan, nor do I really give two shits about commercials but it does bring up some great memories for me. No, not Janet's boobs. Superbowl junior year, I met some of the greatest people in the entire world. Yes, yes I was f-ed up on nyquil but i was a jackass junior year. I mean I still am but not to that ( Read more... )

My mom permed my hair and it's huge.
I want to put mayo on it to take it out but I don't wanna smell like a sandwich for class.
Work and school need to die.
I want to grow up and be Kirby Sankus.
And a ninja turtle.
I'm too tired for responsiblity right now.
And boys make girls like me smile.

life feels really good right now,

with the exception of school, work, and drama.

friends are amazing.

Say it with me now... OVERWHELMED.

Good.

I want Bdizzle's party now. Yes. Yes that would be nice.