Apparently Something Extreme Has to Happen For Me to Post

[emma_monster]

This weekend was weird and it's making me want to puke, so I think I should get it all out here.

Let me quickly sum up the past two years of my life here: Marty. Since the beginning of junior year, we've been best friends and have spent almost every night together. Neither of us drink (well, I do a little, on very special occasions, but I certainly

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[indaleciogod]

I think you should use more paragraphs.

Also, I think you should have a little faith in people (and this is coming from someone who, obviously, has a plethora of trust issues with members of society). Is this guy most likely being...a guy? Yes, probably. But if you really did hit it off in the manner you say you did, if you really do like him, then I think you should have faith that there's a reasonable explanation. It's only facebook, after all, and he may not have even realized that something on there incriminates him. Maybe it's just his best friend! Okay, so that's more of a gay thing to do, but you never know!

Just talk to him.

[emma_monster]

well, i did talk to him. she's a real girlfriend, they've been together since high school. apparently they'd gotten into a fight the day before, so he was mad at her. also, he'd never had a random party hook up and wanted to know what it was like. he apologized for not telling me, i told him off and i guess that's that. but thanks for the advice, jeff.

[indaleciogod]

I could have him assassinated, should you so desire...I don't enjoy getting my hands dirty, and thus I would by no means commit this act myself, but...I could have that arranged. Okay, so I really couldn't--but if it'd make you feel any better, I could certainly pretend!

[emma_monster]

really? whatever happened to fpwnf-ingpb's? (yes, i know that is incredibly incorrect, but i cannot remember what your flying ninja boys of death things were actually called.