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[emmerick]

I have a new hot watch, worth more then 1,000. I found it in an alley in Seattle. so I feel sexed up. I spent the last hour watching striaght porn to see why I love the female body so much. I think it's because I love the curves. I don't care about va-JJ. I had sex with a girl when I was 16, but at 16 anything that would get my dick wet would get

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[missevilkat]

Women are prettier than men. I'm not into women sexually, but let's face it, the female form is just easier on the eyes.

[emmerick]

They truly are. I agree. But not nearly as sexual as a built dude with a nice cock. No matter how hairy, it's sex on a stick.

[sabotlours]

Didja give her a donkey punch? ;oP

[emmerick]

Nah, but I spider-manned that ho'. (spidermanning a hoe is where you jizz in your hand and open your hand like spider man then fling jizz like a web,) hehehehe.

[sabotlours]

*LOL* I'll have to add that one to the list right before "Strawberry Shortcake."

[emmerick]

Is strawberry shortcake like strawberries and cream? Like, beat and rape, cum and blood?

[emmerick]

I'm so happy you enjoy my gay faggotry.

[emmerick]

People always tell me I should be a writer, but I read so much I'm afraid of subliminally hi-jacking someones material.

[ex_ka]

I think it is interesting you find both masculine men and feminine curves attractive. My own anecdotal thinking had me assuming that sexual attraction is really about the gender scale of butch versus femmy. Basically, I theorized that even the straightest dude would fuck a feminine-enough-looking guy.

My own bisexuality is precluded on the fact that I only like very feminine guys. This is why I call myself 90% straight, because most guys just don't fit the bill.

I guess you throw my theory out though.

[emmerick]

I'm totally into masculine men, like myself. Feminine guys kinda freak me out because I don't understand why a gay guy would act like a girl if he was attracted to men. It seems self defeatist, but whatever floats your boat y'know. I'm definitely not bi, but I know many who are and get twice the options, hehe. I like the female body because like another user said it's easy on the eyes and I happen to think beautifully artistic. It's nothing sexual, it's just very stunning and smooth.

[ex_ka]

Ah, okay. Well, I can admire the masculine form as aesthetically pleasing, but I definitely don't find it sexual, so maybe my butch/femme gender-based sexuality theory still works.

[emmerick]

It totally would buddy, I'm all for carving your own path. I'm sure whatever you end up doing you'll find it makes you happy you're doing your own thing. :)

[emmerick]

Only for you, little sexy! Muah! Heheh just playin' Shawn-o-Tron, you're a good buddy.

[emmerick]

You're not that big dude, plus I tend to remember you from highschool when I picture you and you were little sexy, hahaha.