To everyone who didn't wake up as drunk/hungover and trashy as me, kudos. I'm going to go lay outside in the rain and listen to grunge.

Things are weird but I'm only equipped to deal with such things as indifferent as humanly possible. Conspiracy theories, guidance on time-lines and people with blackened hands wondering who burnt down their hopes for "Our" future ( Read more... )

I'm afraid for too long, I've been the guy questioning everything.

I don't know how many of you have experienced "counselor overload syndrome" or whatever it as known as, but I have so many unhappy friends/family coming to me with shit going down in their lives (all at once) I'm becoming overwhelmed and useless to offer anything positive or constructive to any of them ( Read more... )

I saw this guy in a giant cock costume at gay pride and HAD to get a picture with him. It's hilarious there's a Hep A+B sign in the back. It's not rare to see 6 inch cocks, but seeing a 6 foot one... I just HADTA! Ugh, I feel dirty... should prolly take a shower, LAWLZZZ. Good thing I have my vaccinations.


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Yesterday I was working and all around me there were uber-fags. I kept thinking, "What the hella are all these nelly's doing at the Space Needle!" Then I went out on a smoke break and looked at the top of the structure to see a huge Gay Pride flag flying from the top. It's pretty rad to work for a family (it's owned privately btw) that supports us ( Read more... )

It's crazy waking up in your clothes smelling of alcohol and tasting cigarettes.

Ok, what the fuck? I just woke up with Prince's song "7" in my head, and I haven't listened to prince in years.

I think I saw the prince symbol on a ufo program in the form of a crop circle the other day, though. I knew he was from another world. ;)

Here's to waking up and getting drunk to prince, though. *cheers*

*I wish I wasn't so cynical. I wish there was wonder in my life. I guess it runs congruent with purpose, all that philosophical shit. Still, I don't know what it is to feel elation over something I've conquered or accomplished. Sure, little "battles" here and there, nothing noteworthy. I used to believe being a pessimist was a good thing, but for a ( Read more... )

James Dean was a teenage liberator.

Jimmy Dean was a livestock liberator.