Oh milfy milfy milfy milf

[emmycantbemeeko]

The missed connection ads on craigslist are always entertaining, but this is my official favorite ever: http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/1173429780.html

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[emmycantbemeeko]

I just really like the line "Oh milfy milfy milfy milf".

It's no sonnet 116, but it entertained me.

[slinksgirl]

omfg. LOL FOREVER.

[majellen]

LOL.

Is he implying, though, that he has 2 penises? Triple sausage is a bit much, you know.

Double meat should suffice. Also he missed out on a ton of meat related euphamisms. "pepperoni stick" for example. Oh, and don't forget "extra sauce."

Still, funniest thing I've read today by far!

[rainydaygirl]

!!

I live in Southwood, on Merchants Row!!

[emmycantbemeeko]

And have you been ordering pizza deliveries in a bikini, hmm?