Sex, Everything is about sex isnt it Rach?

[emo_fairy_kidd]

Well to start off  on friday Rach came up to my house to eat ice lolies and while walking down the road to the bus stop she then announced that she likes to make snails mate"I sat it on the wee one i think it was either having sex or eating the wee one"Then to my dicovery i then spotted to flies in her hair...im sure you can guess what they were

Comments

[ximpyx]

lol you took the piss outta the "hardcore" kids when your going out with the most hardcore kid i know

[emo_fairy_kidd]

erm yeah i got an idea lets make sharlene fell really stupid....yeah i know i was taking the piss outta him coz.....i can do that hahahahahha what a dumb fuck he is ...i hope he dont read this :S

[emo_fairy_kidd]

...amazin...WOW!

oh holy jesus

[anonymous]

you suck...i cant believe you've just told everyone my snail secret.
anyhooo... *does bumblebee dance*. there was a bumblebee in my house!!!
i didnt kill it...i kept it and called it colin but then it died.

moral of the story is - - - don't keep pets or love anything...it'll just die.

xx me xx

Re: oh holy jesus

[emo_fairy_kidd]

hahahahahhah yeah i kept a ladybird...it lasted.....4 days ...i killed it coz the jar fell :(

[emo_fairy_kidd]

and oh holy jesus is MINE!!!

[xx_rachael_xx]

oh holy jesus isn't yours, i stole it from bridget jones!
btw, ever find out what happened to timothy? if he ran away then i have to say that he's very ungrateful-we took him to see harry potter and everything.
there has been no more activity on the snail mating front though, im pleased to say.
xx me