Kakkoi-papa + Kawaii-momma equals ?
Title: Kakkoi-papa + Kawaii-momma equals to ?
Author: emo
Pairing: Tadaiki, YabuHika *slightly*
Rating: G
Summary: I guess the title explained the summary~~
"Let me help you in the homework~" said Takaki dragging his chair nearer to Ryutaro.
"it's okay~"
"Let me help you~~"
"it's okay~~"
"Let me help you~~~"
"It's okay~~~~"
"Daichan~~ I want to help him in his homework... but he declined my offer" whined Takaki to Daiki.
"Hmmm?" said Daiki walking to Ryutaro.
"Ryuu-chan~~"
"Daichan~~ Can you help me in this? I don't understand this chapter~~"
"Idioms?? Hmmmm.... Let me have a look ne~~"
"EH?!?!?!?!?!" yelled Takaki.
"Yuu~yan.. why are you shouting??" asked Chinen.
"Is there any cat in this dressing room?!?!?!" yelled Hikaru running to Yabu.
"Ryutaro..... he.... he..."
"Hmmm?" said the rest of JUMP and turned their head to Ryutaro's direction.
"He is sitting there with Daichan doing his homework.. so what are you yelling?" asked Inoo.
"Are you idiot?" said Yamada.
"That is the problem!!!!"
"Is there any problem?" asked Yuuto.
"I don't see anything strange with Ryutaro doing his homework" Keito answered Yuuto's question.
"HE DECLINED MY OFFER TO HELP HIM IN HIS HOMEWORK!!!!"
"and?"
"HE ASKED DAICHAN TO HELP HIM!!!!"
"so?"
"..... HOW CAN HE DEC-"
"YUYA!"
"Hai? Daichan?" answered Takaki practically running to them.
"Can you lower down your voice?"
"Eh?!?!"
"I am teaching Ryuu-chan idioms~"
"But I am tryi-"
"Yuya... Here..." Daiki lead him to the sofa "sit down here quietly and the three of us will go for dinner later together ne~" and patted Takaki's head.
"Hai~"
"Uwaaaaaa.. Daichan's super power in controlling Takaki-kun"
"That's absolutely right~"
"Takaki-kun is like a statue sitting there ne?"
"Hai Hai~"
_After an hour_
"Yuya~~ Let's go~"
"Aaaaahh.. My legs feel numb~~"
"Eh?! Did you really sit there quietly?"
"Yessssssss"
"momma, papa is such an obedient boy ne~" said Ryutaro tip-toeing *is there this word? xD* and patted Takaki's head.
"By the way, let's go for our dinner~"
"Wait!!!!" yelled Yabu.
"Hmmmm?" said the 3 boys and turned to meet Yabu.
"Yuuto is not free for the next Shounen Club activity~ Ryuu-chan will take his place for the next Shounen Club show ne~"
"Ryuu-chan?"
"Me?"
"Yayy!!!! Our whole family is finally going to a show together~~"
"Yuya"
"Papa"
"Okay.. Go for your dinner and take care ne~~" said Yabu pushing them out of the dressing room.
"Hmmmmm... what are we eating?"
"sushi!!"
"ramen!"
"Let's go for sushi... since Ryuu-chan wants to eat sushi" said Daiki.
"Fine" said Takaki with a pout.
"Papa... you are supposed to be kakkoi not childish~"
"Daichan.. Our son is bullying me~"
"Let's stop fighting ne~~ and let's go to eat"
_SUSHI SHOP_
"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~ Takaki-kun is SOooooo KAKKOI~~~~~~" yelled the girls in the sushi restaurant.
"Daiki-kun is SOoooooooo KAWAII~~~~~~~~~" yelled the girls from the other corner of the restaurant.
"Ryutaro-kun is SOoooooo KAKOWAII~~~~~~" yelled some girls again in the restaurant.
"We should put on some disguise before coming for a dinner~" said Daiki stuffing a ebi tempura in his mouth.
"it's okay~~" answered Takaki with his mouth full of udon.
"That's because they said you are KAKKOI... BUT I AM KAWAII" said Daiki pouting with some mayonnaise on his lips.
"That's because you are really KAWAII yo~~" said Takaki wiping off the mayonnaise on Daiki's lips.
"Then, what is with my KAKOWAII?" asked Ryutaro with his hamster-big-eyes-sparkling.
"RYUTARO-KUN... IT IS KAKKOI + KAWAII yo~" answered the fangirls.
"Ahh.. Thank you ne~~" said Ryutaro bowing.
_HOUSE_
"See!!! Even our baby Ryuu-chan got to be said as kakkoi~" whined Daiki when they reached their house.
"momma... sorry ne.."
"Ryuu-chan"
"Gomen ne, momma" said Ryutaro flashing his super-hamster-eyes.
"But.. I am happy yo~"
"Eh?!"
"THE THREE OF YOU!"
"Hai?" answered them immediately and turned to face Yabu.
"Go and sleep now.. Shounen Club.. Tomorrow~"
"Aaah... Okays~~"
_SHOUNEN CLUB AIRING_
"Konbanwa~ Today's guest are Hey! Say! JUMP's Takaki Yuya, Arioka Daiki and Morimoto Ryutaro"
"Konbanwa~~"
"Today..... We got some letters from Hey! Say! JUMP's fans"
"Konbanwa, I am YabuHikaNooOkaJimaYamaChii from Tokyo. Can I know how do you call each another in your house? "
"This is a private question ne~"
"I call Koyama-kun as Kei-chan in house~"
"hahahhahah"
"sounds like Inoo Kei ne"
"hai hai~"
"Please answer~"
"I am the KAKKOI PAPA and this is the KAWAII MOMMA and our KAKOWAII BABY"
"KAKOWAII?"
"Koyama-kun.. It is the answer of KAKKOI plus KAWAII yo~"
"Why can't it be KAWAKOII?"
"I am the PAPA!!! That's why"
"Ohhhhhh" and "Kyaaaaaaaaaa~~~" comes from the audience seat.
_HOUSE_
"Seriously.. Momma.."
"Hmmmm? Ryuu-chan?"
"Why pick Papa as Papa?"
"Eh?" Daiki blushed.
"Hmmmm?"
"Because....."
"Your momma LOVE me~"
"Is it really like that, momma?"
"Yes" said Daiki with his cheeks tinted pink.
"Fine.. Then I will accept this childish papa as my papa because ..."
"Because?"
"YOU LOVE PAPA TOO!! YAYYYY!!"
"I LOVE MOMMA.... SO I RESPECT MOMMA's DECISION~~"
"Ryuu-chan~~" Daiki hugged Ryutaro super tight.
"Momma... O-XY-GEN"
"Oooooops.. Sorry"
"Eh?!?! Where is Yuya?" asked Daiki turning right and left to find the papa aka his hubby.
"YUuuuuuu~YAN.. went to the kitchen to make Ryutaro a cake"
"Chii? Cake?"
"He said he is going to bribe Ryuu-chan with his super delicious cake"
"and make Ryutaro LOVES him too~"
"Ryuu-chan.. let's go and help papa ne~"
"Okies~~"
"Oishiii~~"
"Umai~~~"
"Delicious~~~"
"Yamachan.. You got a rival ne~" said Hikaru.
"Hmmmmm? This is super nice yo~" Yamada was busy stuffing the cake into his mouth,
"Of course~~"
"Yuya.. don't be proud"
"Hai~"
"The cake is so delicious"
"BECAUSE.. IT IS BAKED BY US, THE KAKOWAII FAMILY~~"
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A/N: Sorry.. I know this failed super much and real sorry~~
Anyway, comments are real LOVED and APPRECIATED~~