I. am. so. tired. I got up at 7 something this morning for the operation mentioned in my previous entry, then spent multiple hours searching for Eric's birth certificate, only to fail disappointingly. Then I rushed off to work for too long. With no lunch. I was hardcore craving a meatball sub, but Copymax was way busy. Then other people took too ( Read more... )

OPERATION GET ERIC A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD TUESDAY MORNING SO HE CAN GET A LICENSE is a failure.

Agent Birth Certificate is MIA.

Fuck.

This boy needs a license.

I have no tolerance. Last night at Nick's was wonderful for about 20-30 minutes, and then the rest of the evening was rather vomituous. I will never get that bad again. Eric, Mar, Kat, other people: I'm usually not like that, I promise. Marissa is a fuckin' rainbow ( Read more... )

do you do you like dreaming of things
so impossible or only the practical
or ever the wild
or waiting through all your bad bad days
just to end them with
someone you care about
and do you like making out
and long drives and brown eyes
and guys that just don't quite fit in
yeah, do you like them?

I will now attempt to organize my turbulent thoughts into an organized list of several points ( Read more... )

RenardR0uge: seriously, EVERY fucking girl turns into an insane ball of indecisive hormonal weeping piss yelling whining complaining pain in the ass at 17, right around the time high school ends

Today I rented a movie for the first time. EXCEPT NOT. I began my search for Vanilla Sky on VHS at Movie House and continued on to Midway Video and then Videos to Go. All three places require customers to be at least 21 for renting. Who set these incredibly homosexual rules/laws? If I can go see a movie in a theater, I should be able to rent it. If ( Read more... )

Hello. This is Nicko reporting live from the scene of Office Max, where very little is being done except for the helpilization of a few old people to make copies. Apparently there is some terrible error in the corporate system and my register is down so I don't even have to ring people up until they fix it. The end result: I am even more bored than ( Read more... )

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What if I were everyone else in the world? Every murder would also be a suicide. I'd be the person that shot myself, and the person that sued me for shooting me. I'd be the jury that sentenced myself to death. I'd be the judge that delivered that sentence. I'd be the preacher that gave me my last words and the chef that cooked me my last meal. I'd ( Read more... )