Urge 2

[emo_urges]

So.

Other than finding out with morbid surprise that freaking Noise are here frolicking amongst the demons and otherwise numerous creatures out for blood, I have a more pressing matter at hand.

[Directed at Joshua but protests so loud other passerbys could probably hear it without much effort]

Joshua. STOP STALKING ME YOU SICK PERVERTED FUCK.

I swear

Comments

[theysaidiwasmad]

Didn't you get some tape that he can't get near? Couldn't you just wrap the outside of your bed in it so that he can't get in?

1/2

[emo_urges]

....

I tried that already.

Look, I don't know what he does or how he does it, but once I'm asleep, he somehow is able to remove whatever duct-tape I....

2/2

[emo_urges]

Wait, how did you know he gets in my bed?!

[emo_urges]

Yes.

Now for the love of god, give me some breathing space.

[emo_urges]

*Speaks way too quickly*

Thirty feet. At least.

[ages_like_wine]

He...slept with you?

[emo_urges]

[Holy crap was I really talking that loud?!]

He crawled in my bed while I was sleeping! Without my consent!

[ages_like_wine]

(That's actually--w-wait, why am I blushing?)

That's...very creepy. Did he...do anything?

[emo_urges]

.... He was spooning me.

But no, thankfully, nothing more than that. I really think his ultimate goal is just to creep me out and watch me squirm.

[flonnezilla]

He sleeps in your bed? ♥

[emo_urges]

F-Flonne...

It's... not a good thing.

Seriously, if this keeps up, I'm going to be scarred for life.

[flonnezilla]

But he's demonstrating love! ♥

[emo_urges]

I-I DON'T WANT HIS GODDAMN LOVE!

[emo_urges]

Then you take it! I'll sleep in the other bed!

By myself.

[emo_urges]

I'm going to cover the entire room in this duct tape. I'll make you sleep out in the freaking hallway.