Since some people complain that I don't talk about my feelings, I'll dedicate an entry on how I feel about two people.
1. Is best friends with my ex-boyfriend and biggest rival.
2. Doesn't put out.
3. Has no eyebrows.
4. He whimpers annoyingly while he's asleep.
5. Gets sand in the sheets.
6. His hair is too red.
7. Kisses like a woman.
8. Is too passive.
9. He's too short.
10. Doesn't like it when I suck on his toes.
1. Is too friendly with ex-boyfriend and biggest rival.
2. He's a slut.
3. His hair leaves puncture marks on my skin.
4. He doesn't trust me.
5. He starts shit with people for no reason.
6. He looks like a girl.
7. He's misogynist.
8. He doesn't like responsibility.
9. I hate that I miss having sex with him.
10. His skort.