My Life Has Cemented Me In having A Heart of Stone

[emokid123]

Where can I begin? My mother is a bitch who should be raped by a mob of angry monkeys. She is such a bitch. She asked if she wanted to buy me a jersey of the team that wins the world series. I'm no poser, and I'm no fucking baseball fan. She could shove a fucking baseball bat and a mitt up her corroded pussy. I hate my life so much. No one

Comments

[anonymous]

Your not a poet and you are obviously not stealthy or keen as you seem to be posting here. your a fucking poser and thats all there is too it. GET A LIFE!

[emokid123]

i am stealth enough to rape your mother while you're not looking. i think you have your daddy's nuts in your mouth with leaving such a short message. you love your daddy, don't you?

[anonymous]

Yes... I'm sure rape is the only way you will ever have sex... too bad for you. Also it seems like your response was just as short as my original message; you would know all about why messages are short from personal experience.

[bravenewworld]

oh you, i know you don't really want monkeys to rape your mother! it's just your teenage hormones.

spoiled brat

[anonymous]

Your parents tell you they love you and they take you out for food, and your mother offers to buy you clothing and all you can say is "poor me". You ungrateful, immature weakling. I know tons of people with lives 10x as messed up as you claim yours is, and they are faring quite well. You're a simple attention whore, and you're certainly no poet.

Re: spoiled brat

[anonymous]

I couldn't agree more

[anonymous]

Isn't it ironic that if it weren't for your parents, you wouldn't have the computer your using to type this on or the internet conection needed for LJ. Stop bitching about how horrible your life is, your just an ungrateful bastard who doesn't know how good he's got it.

EVEN THE PASSENGER GETS IN TROUBLE

[lemonparty]

LUE PWNZ J00 MOTHA FUCKA