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[emoly]

yay, tetanus shot.

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[hectoliter]

nyc= AMAZING
flip flops= AMAZING

nyc+flip flops = TETANUS SHOTS AND DIRTY FEET

[cocktail_hour]

all hail...that.

[hectoliter]

I MISS YOU

[wheres_my_fork]

Wanna know a trick?
Flex your arm and the swollen part from the vaccination makes you look like you have insane amounts of muscle.

Then run around in the middle of Brooklyn and be like "Bitch I could take ALL you with this"

And if they fall for it, RUN the other way.

mucho loving

[dragon_tear]

All better?

Funny Story:

[all_sewn_upp]

In 3rd grade I was watching a neighbors pets. I went to visit one morning and a cat was playing cruel games with a mouse. I picked the mouse up by the tail to bring it to safety, but the little son of a bitch curled over and bit my finger. I screamed, dropped it, and went to the hospital for a lovely tetanus shot.

Last time im a good mouse samaritan.