Cute Purim card

According to Google March 20th is Steak And Blowjob Day!!

Love it!

Just reading this article has caused me to toss the splenda that is in my desk.

You may have seen these, but still funny:

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?Dam ( Read more... )

Jail is not good enough for this guy. They should put him in a gas chamber, then he might realize in his last few seconds that they are in fact, very real. Freakin B&*#@%d.

So inquisitivefl sends me flowers yesterday. Florist supposedly called my cell since they could not find the office. Never received the call, but supposedly called at 4:30pm. Nice time for an F-in delivery. Well with me playing hooky from work, I was not able to receive them, but that doesn't mean they couldn't be left with the receiptionist. So ( Read more... )

He writes ( Read more... )

Ripped from USAToday's Nation page:

First-grader suspended for sexual harassmentBROCKTON, Mass. (AP) - A 6-year-old boy is getting a lesson on the meaning of sexual harassment long before he'll be able to spell it ( Read more... )

In case you missed it, here are the Superbowl Ads. Check them out.

My favorite is the Sprint phone in the locker room. "Mine has crime deterrent!"

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from ( Read more... )