HAPPY FUCKIN THANKSGIVING.

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i fucking bombed my speech and impromptu. minus one hundred points for it being fifteen seconds too short. minus.. however many points for having the worst answer ever for an impromptu.

i don't care about anything good that happened to me yesterday.

it's pathetic to know how much better i could have done.

http://www.zippyvideos.com/5363901972153476/emo_song/

i hate the kids with their retarded little poems.

oh, okay. am i really too stupid and can't figure out what's so deep about it?

or are you too stupid to actually think what you're saying is deep?

i'm going to go with the latter of the two.

HCOabrcrmb1: it's an emergency! come over right now i'll have my mom cook you a turkey

bonis is cool: yeah my mom always goes 'so and so is a lesbo'
bonis is cool: and then she talks about how she's not prejudiced
CAMP ROBBY 76: i hope she knows thats very third grade

i was downloading a song by the mars volta, and it finished so i hit play. i got mad because the song is twelve minutes long and it wasn't making any sound. so i got mad.

then i started laughing because the song it called frances the mute.

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i get to see dustin fucking smith in less than two days. for like... a whole day if he gets there in the morning. you can't even begin to comprehend how excited i am. for serious ( Read more... )