W.T.F
.... It bodes to be not a good day.
Especially when you wake up with your lower back aching and no memory of what happened the last night.
At least there's no school
Dammit Naruto you're gonna pay
Sasuke stepped into the house and paused. And stared.
"...dobe...what are you doing?" He stared at the blonde making little heart shaped craft at the coffee table
"Making valentines day cards." He said simply. He was grinning happily and had a small little red box sitting on the table as well. It was Valentines day, so he figured he get some cards made up.
Sasuke stiffened.
"For who?"
Naruto put down his pencil and stood up, picking up the little red box. "For you and some of the girls of course." He smiled bounced over to Sasuke, holding the little red box out. He'd picked this up at a small shop, the store owner saying that it was a great type of new treat that would be awesome for this day. So, guillible as ever, Naruto had picked it up.
"........ some of the girls?"
Sasuke gritted his teeth harder.
Naruto gave a small laugh, knowing Sasuke would say something like that. "Just in a friendly way. They're me friends. Besides, I got you this." And he took Sasuke's hand and placed the box in it.
yumizuseki: Sasuke looked down at the box, scrutinised it a little and opened it, revealing a small square piece of milk candy.
".... You know I don't like sweets" He scrunched up his face a little.
Naruto nodded and shrugged. "I got the bitter kind, duh." He leaned in and kissed Sasuke quickly. "Happy Valentines day. I would have gotten something a lot cooler but you're hard to shop for sometimes." He scratched the back of his head.
"I've never heard of bitter milk candy before." He stared at the innocent piece of confection.
He looked to the side. "You didn't buy any more for anyone?"
"ahhhh~" Naruto said, rocking on his heels. "I got some of that crazy secret candy grams thingy for some of the girls cause I wanted to support that thing. But it's only cause they're my friends." Naruto looked up at the ceiling. "I killed my brain trying to think of something to get you... I guess I suck at this sort of thing. I was~ I was also thinking if we could go ice skating tonight. Just us."
"Ice-skating?" Sasuke made a face, barely there. "How about no?"
Naruto looked down. "Um. Okay? You don't like that idea?"
Sasuke walked past him.
"I just came back from the swimming pool dobe. I'm dead tired."
Naruto hung his head and let out a dissapointed sigh. "Well that's fair." He muttered under his breath. He walked back to the living room and sat down.
Sasuke took the piece of candy and nibbled on it a little.
"Hm...not bad." He handed out a small piece to Naruto. "You want a taste?"
Naruto was surprised that Sasuke had actually tried it. He blinked and said, "What? No, it's for you."
"..Ok." Sasuke went back to chewing the candy slowly. He felt a little dizzy, but that might have been because of the sugar. But it was Naruto's present after all, he'd accept it and eat it.
Naruto watched Sasuke slowly and raised an eyebrow when he suddenly looked a little dizzy. "Is it ok? Are you ok?" He asked, wondering if Sasuke hated the candy.
Sasuke turned to Naruto and gave a warm smile.
"I'm fine Naruto."
Naruto almost choked on his breath. Was that a simple and happy smile? Had Sasuke really liked that candy? Part of him wanted to yelp with joy. "Do you like it?"
Sasuke leaned in closer, still smiling.
"Yes. Do you want to try some?" He pressed his hands onto the couch at Naruto's sides, leaning against them.
Naruto tilted his head. "But I got it got it for you! You have to eat it all!" He chirped. He was a little confused that Sasuke was one moment really tired, the next smiling and leaning on him with a happy tone of voice.
"Well... you can still taste it.." Leaning even closer, Sasuke pressed his lips against the blonde's, licking and coaxing for him to open his mouth.
Naruto shivered lightly and gave in easily to the kiss. He opened his mouth and licked back at Sasuke's. Hey, it is pretty good...
Sasuke lapped at the inside of Naruto's mouth, licking and teasing his tongue. He freed an arm to hold onto Naruto, leaning so close that they were pressing their bodies against each other.
Naruto let out a happy sound into the kiss. Sasuke was being so cuddly. He kind of liked it. His hands reached up into Sasuke's hair and he tugged a little, mostly to get a reaction.
At the tugging of his hair, Sasuke reached down to nuzzle Naruto's neck. He held the blonde tighter and nudged his face against the other boy's cheek, then his neck.
Naruto grinned happily and pushed Sasuke down on the couch, biting and licking at any place he could get too. He suddenly felt oddly playfully and agressive at the same time.
Sasuke held Naruto tight by the waist, making a small happy noise.
"Naruto..." he breathed out as he made a mark on Naruto's collarbone.
Wow, Naruto was really happy Sasuke liked that candy. With a growl, he nipped at Sasuke again, his hand reaching under Sasuke's shirt. His fingers teased nipples and skin, while he started to suck on Sasuke's ear.
"Ah...!!" Sasuke squirmed as he was teased, sensations rippling through his veins. He rubbed himself against Naruto, much like a cat in heat.
Naruto let out a groan as Sasuke rubbed against him. "Teme..." He mummered against Sasuke's skin, and the reached to pull of any clothing that he could get his hands on and as quickly as he could. He rubbed roughly against Sasuke as well.
Removing his clothes swiftly, Sasuke reached over and tugged on Naruto's pants forcefully, not stopping his dry humping.
"Dobe... I wanna feel you" He whispered and nibbled onto Naruto's earlobe.
Naruto helped to take of his pants in a half rushed manner. He bit down on Sasuke's neck hard and then licked at the spot. "You'll so feel me, my sexy thing." He half growled, half purred. He managed to pull of his clothing with little difficulty.
***Use your own imagination folks***
The next morning rolled around, and Naruto was happily asleep in the bed. How they got there? Probably sometime during the night. He was fast asleep.
Sasuke groaned as his eyes got momentarily blinded from the sunlight. How did they get in bed? All he remembered was Naruto making Valentine's day cards in the living room before everything was blank. He shifted and winced at the sharp pain in his lower back. What!?!?!?
Naruto turned over and snuggled himself against Sasuke, burying his face in Sasuke's neck. He was still in a deep, content sleep, but a smile was plastered to his face.
Sasuke shivered a little when Naruto's warm breath fanned against his neck. He growled. What had happened? They were in bed and he was sore... this wasn't supposed to happen!
Naruto snuggled as close as he could, and in his sleep state, draped a arm around Sasuke. He mumbled something incoherently before he woke up slowly. He was feeling very relaxed right now. He blinked sleeply at Sasuke. "Morning." He mummbled.
Sasuke greeted him back with a freezing glare.
"What the hell happened last night dobe."
Naruto blinked at the glare, almost unfazed but he felt the chill from it. "....Um. We had sex?" He said simply.
The glare went into sub-zero degrees.
"WHY?"
Naruto's eyes went wide at the yell. "Is there something wrong with that??" He looked a little hurt.
Sasuke growled. "It is when I seem to be the one aching and I don't remember agreeing to you being on top."
Naruto didn't say anything and only sheepishly smiled.
The -40 degrees Celsius glare was at full force again.
"Care to explain what happened dobe?"
Naruto had to flinch as that glare got more intense. "Ha..haha hhhaa?" He laughed a little nervously, afraid Sasuke was going to try and kill him or something of that nature. "....Candy..." He muttered carefully.
The glare started getting a murderous tint.
"You gave me spiked candy?"
Naruto shrugged a little, trying to ignor the glare. "No...? It was like...the store guy said it was...afro...afri? Afro something. I don't remember. Luckily you didn't get an afro though, huh?" He tried, reaching up to pat Sasuke's cheek.
Sasuke leaned in, glare more intense.
"You don't happen to know what an aphrodisiac is do you dobe?"
"An afro what? ....no.... No the candy doesn't have anything to do with that hairstyle Sasuke." He blinked at the glare and nervously looked around. He was ready to bolt and run soon if that glare happened to hit the limit.
yumizuseki: "So you don't know what an aphrodisiac does to your body.... Na-ru-to?"
Sasuke trailed a lazy hand over Naruto's abs, going lower and lower.
Naruto had the urge to inch away from Sasuke. He seemed to be getting into one of his homicidal moods, and a hand trailing down to Naruto's lower regions couldn't be healthy. "What the hell is an aphrodisiac? ...What?" He inched away from Sasuke's hand a little.
Sasuke stared silently, glare not wavering.
"... You'll know tonight." He abruptly got off the bed and looked for his clothes.
Halfway to the bathroom, he paused and turned to look at Naruto in the eye.
"So where's that sweet shop you went to?"
"uhh...." Naruto muttered, getting a little confused. "Downtown, but why do you need to go there? You don't like sweets!" He sat up and scratched at his head. He had a feeling Sasuke was planning something evil to pay him back. But what good could afro candy do?
"Right. See you tonight. I have shopping to do after school." Sasuke left with an extremely evil glint in his glare.
Naruto jumped from the bed and tried to follow Sasuke. "Hey! You didn't tell me what a aphrodissakak is!"
"You'll know tonight." Sasuke shut the bathroom door.
"Mahhh~!" Naruto whined. "Tell me, teme~ What does it have to do with candy and an afro?!" He knocked on the door a few times before moving back to plop down on the bed again. "Che."
Especially when you wake up with your lower back aching and no memory of what happened the last night.
At least there's no school
Dammit Naruto you're gonna pay
Sasuke stepped into the house and paused. And stared.
"...dobe...what are you doing?" He stared at the blonde making little heart shaped craft at the coffee table
"Making valentines day cards." He said simply. He was grinning happily and had a small little red box sitting on the table as well. It was Valentines day, so he figured he get some cards made up.
Sasuke stiffened.
"For who?"
Naruto put down his pencil and stood up, picking up the little red box. "For you and some of the girls of course." He smiled bounced over to Sasuke, holding the little red box out. He'd picked this up at a small shop, the store owner saying that it was a great type of new treat that would be awesome for this day. So, guillible as ever, Naruto had picked it up.
"........ some of the girls?"
Sasuke gritted his teeth harder.
Naruto gave a small laugh, knowing Sasuke would say something like that. "Just in a friendly way. They're me friends. Besides, I got you this." And he took Sasuke's hand and placed the box in it.
yumizuseki: Sasuke looked down at the box, scrutinised it a little and opened it, revealing a small square piece of milk candy.
".... You know I don't like sweets" He scrunched up his face a little.
Naruto nodded and shrugged. "I got the bitter kind, duh." He leaned in and kissed Sasuke quickly. "Happy Valentines day. I would have gotten something a lot cooler but you're hard to shop for sometimes." He scratched the back of his head.
"I've never heard of bitter milk candy before." He stared at the innocent piece of confection.
He looked to the side. "You didn't buy any more for anyone?"
"ahhhh~" Naruto said, rocking on his heels. "I got some of that crazy secret candy grams thingy for some of the girls cause I wanted to support that thing. But it's only cause they're my friends." Naruto looked up at the ceiling. "I killed my brain trying to think of something to get you... I guess I suck at this sort of thing. I was~ I was also thinking if we could go ice skating tonight. Just us."
"Ice-skating?" Sasuke made a face, barely there. "How about no?"
Naruto looked down. "Um. Okay? You don't like that idea?"
Sasuke walked past him.
"I just came back from the swimming pool dobe. I'm dead tired."
Naruto hung his head and let out a dissapointed sigh. "Well that's fair." He muttered under his breath. He walked back to the living room and sat down.
Sasuke took the piece of candy and nibbled on it a little.
"Hm...not bad." He handed out a small piece to Naruto. "You want a taste?"
Naruto was surprised that Sasuke had actually tried it. He blinked and said, "What? No, it's for you."
"..Ok." Sasuke went back to chewing the candy slowly. He felt a little dizzy, but that might have been because of the sugar. But it was Naruto's present after all, he'd accept it and eat it.
Naruto watched Sasuke slowly and raised an eyebrow when he suddenly looked a little dizzy. "Is it ok? Are you ok?" He asked, wondering if Sasuke hated the candy.
Sasuke turned to Naruto and gave a warm smile.
"I'm fine Naruto."
Naruto almost choked on his breath. Was that a simple and happy smile? Had Sasuke really liked that candy? Part of him wanted to yelp with joy. "Do you like it?"
Sasuke leaned in closer, still smiling.
"Yes. Do you want to try some?" He pressed his hands onto the couch at Naruto's sides, leaning against them.
Naruto tilted his head. "But I got it got it for you! You have to eat it all!" He chirped. He was a little confused that Sasuke was one moment really tired, the next smiling and leaning on him with a happy tone of voice.
"Well... you can still taste it.." Leaning even closer, Sasuke pressed his lips against the blonde's, licking and coaxing for him to open his mouth.
Naruto shivered lightly and gave in easily to the kiss. He opened his mouth and licked back at Sasuke's. Hey, it is pretty good...
Sasuke lapped at the inside of Naruto's mouth, licking and teasing his tongue. He freed an arm to hold onto Naruto, leaning so close that they were pressing their bodies against each other.
Naruto let out a happy sound into the kiss. Sasuke was being so cuddly. He kind of liked it. His hands reached up into Sasuke's hair and he tugged a little, mostly to get a reaction.
At the tugging of his hair, Sasuke reached down to nuzzle Naruto's neck. He held the blonde tighter and nudged his face against the other boy's cheek, then his neck.
Naruto grinned happily and pushed Sasuke down on the couch, biting and licking at any place he could get too. He suddenly felt oddly playfully and agressive at the same time.
Sasuke held Naruto tight by the waist, making a small happy noise.
"Naruto..." he breathed out as he made a mark on Naruto's collarbone.
Wow, Naruto was really happy Sasuke liked that candy. With a growl, he nipped at Sasuke again, his hand reaching under Sasuke's shirt. His fingers teased nipples and skin, while he started to suck on Sasuke's ear.
"Ah...!!" Sasuke squirmed as he was teased, sensations rippling through his veins. He rubbed himself against Naruto, much like a cat in heat.
Naruto let out a groan as Sasuke rubbed against him. "Teme..." He mummered against Sasuke's skin, and the reached to pull of any clothing that he could get his hands on and as quickly as he could. He rubbed roughly against Sasuke as well.
Removing his clothes swiftly, Sasuke reached over and tugged on Naruto's pants forcefully, not stopping his dry humping.
"Dobe... I wanna feel you" He whispered and nibbled onto Naruto's earlobe.
Naruto helped to take of his pants in a half rushed manner. He bit down on Sasuke's neck hard and then licked at the spot. "You'll so feel me, my sexy thing." He half growled, half purred. He managed to pull of his clothing with little difficulty.
***Use your own imagination folks***
The next morning rolled around, and Naruto was happily asleep in the bed. How they got there? Probably sometime during the night. He was fast asleep.
Sasuke groaned as his eyes got momentarily blinded from the sunlight. How did they get in bed? All he remembered was Naruto making Valentine's day cards in the living room before everything was blank. He shifted and winced at the sharp pain in his lower back. What!?!?!?
Naruto turned over and snuggled himself against Sasuke, burying his face in Sasuke's neck. He was still in a deep, content sleep, but a smile was plastered to his face.
Sasuke shivered a little when Naruto's warm breath fanned against his neck. He growled. What had happened? They were in bed and he was sore... this wasn't supposed to happen!
Naruto snuggled as close as he could, and in his sleep state, draped a arm around Sasuke. He mumbled something incoherently before he woke up slowly. He was feeling very relaxed right now. He blinked sleeply at Sasuke. "Morning." He mummbled.
Sasuke greeted him back with a freezing glare.
"What the hell happened last night dobe."
Naruto blinked at the glare, almost unfazed but he felt the chill from it. "....Um. We had sex?" He said simply.
The glare went into sub-zero degrees.
"WHY?"
Naruto's eyes went wide at the yell. "Is there something wrong with that??" He looked a little hurt.
Sasuke growled. "It is when I seem to be the one aching and I don't remember agreeing to you being on top."
Naruto didn't say anything and only sheepishly smiled.
The -40 degrees Celsius glare was at full force again.
"Care to explain what happened dobe?"
Naruto had to flinch as that glare got more intense. "Ha..haha hhhaa?" He laughed a little nervously, afraid Sasuke was going to try and kill him or something of that nature. "....Candy..." He muttered carefully.
The glare started getting a murderous tint.
"You gave me spiked candy?"
Naruto shrugged a little, trying to ignor the glare. "No...? It was like...the store guy said it was...afro...afri? Afro something. I don't remember. Luckily you didn't get an afro though, huh?" He tried, reaching up to pat Sasuke's cheek.
Sasuke leaned in, glare more intense.
"You don't happen to know what an aphrodisiac is do you dobe?"
"An afro what? ....no.... No the candy doesn't have anything to do with that hairstyle Sasuke." He blinked at the glare and nervously looked around. He was ready to bolt and run soon if that glare happened to hit the limit.
yumizuseki: "So you don't know what an aphrodisiac does to your body.... Na-ru-to?"
Sasuke trailed a lazy hand over Naruto's abs, going lower and lower.
Naruto had the urge to inch away from Sasuke. He seemed to be getting into one of his homicidal moods, and a hand trailing down to Naruto's lower regions couldn't be healthy. "What the hell is an aphrodisiac? ...What?" He inched away from Sasuke's hand a little.
Sasuke stared silently, glare not wavering.
"... You'll know tonight." He abruptly got off the bed and looked for his clothes.
Halfway to the bathroom, he paused and turned to look at Naruto in the eye.
"So where's that sweet shop you went to?"
"uhh...." Naruto muttered, getting a little confused. "Downtown, but why do you need to go there? You don't like sweets!" He sat up and scratched at his head. He had a feeling Sasuke was planning something evil to pay him back. But what good could afro candy do?
"Right. See you tonight. I have shopping to do after school." Sasuke left with an extremely evil glint in his glare.
Naruto jumped from the bed and tried to follow Sasuke. "Hey! You didn't tell me what a aphrodissakak is!"
"You'll know tonight." Sasuke shut the bathroom door.
"Mahhh~!" Naruto whined. "Tell me, teme~ What does it have to do with candy and an afro?!" He knocked on the door a few times before moving back to plop down on the bed again. "Che."