i'm so hardcore, i go bobbing for apples in a tackle box...

[emosaurus_tears]

yea. k. just got back from macado's for my niece's birthday dinner. i was brutally molested by a clown. it's completely cool tho cause me and the clown have a very good relationship... i know a lot about him. houston nearly asphyxiated from laughing so hard. i really need to go there more often. well, on tuesdays anyway. i love that damn clown. it

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[boundbyinsanity]

Were you really molested by a clown? Give us details, woman!

[emosaurus_tears]

haha. yes, I really was molested by a clown. he kept rubbing his ass all up against me the whole time, and at one point he dropped his keys... I was just like yea, that's what you get for rubbing your ass on me... then he was just like but what do you get for me rubbing my ass on you... but it's not really anything out of the ordinary... I'm good friends with him.