today was ok, just like yesterday, but yesterday morning was fucking awesome, wowzers :) heh heh parrish is at the beach... :( i miss her :(
im getting tired of this thing, updating it all the time, its not like anyone reads it and cares... oh well spring breaks almost over... :(

my brand new friend kelsey, just made my journal crazy cool, wasnt that nice of her?
wow... today was a cool day just like most days, i guess im just a happy kind of guy. but i already wrote aobut this day. agh, and now i got "cute" little blue cats as my smileys, so i better try and pick a "cute" one

ok kids, this ends the ships log

And everyone went home and lived happily ever after, the End.

and now for a normal journal, the gay kind that everyone does.

today was cool, i went to parrish's cousins house and spent the day with him and parrish, ... then she went home :{ now im here doing this..., what fun

As we entered the Pacifical Ocean. We found a rail suspended several feet above the water that extended as far as we could see. Suddenly, a young man was "grinding" it and came into view and jumped on deck with his four weeled contraption. he said his name was Matt, and that he had a great looking mother called Rosey-buns. He showed us a ( Read more... )

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Upon leaving 'Retard Island', we came across a small raft floating in the water. On board was a woman with an umbrella and someone who seemed to be her slave, her gender was undistinguishable until we cleaned her. The womans name was long, Madam Trishelle of France, and her slave, Page. They are on board as passengers, and will be nothing but in ( Read more... )

We have reached an island, with a small town in the center. Once ashore we armed ourselves and attacked... but the islanders were nothing but mentally challenge natives that knew nothing but how to eat coconuts. How they've survived we dont know. So we took over and found a new crewman, the smartest of the tribe. We call him Retard Bob. He's ( Read more... )

We all woke up with a man leaning on the main mast. He was very tall... and sort of strange... He goes by the name of Thomas Everet. I believe he fancies our first mate Charlotte, they have a "thing" for each other...

Log 3: Day 1, still

We found a woman abandoned on an island. Her name is Morganette Gunter, strange name for a female if you ask me and co-captain johnny...
Ive made her watchwoman

Log 2: Day 1, still

We found a man in the ocean by the name of Christopher, his whereabouts and other identity are unknown, he's a bit strange we all agree.
I have made him Second Mate.