i like to eat chicken burgurs. you'll eat that goddamn roast beef or you can go to bed,

"Vertigo ( Read more... )

dude, ya'allers you have to go see The Grudge, it will blow your mind. yea yea. hit it up and tell me what you think. I am going to rock the coffee now.

once i forgot to eat my banana with out peeling it. it was crunchy. so I thought why not dip it in yogart. mm yummy sounds good. so I ate the rest of the yoguart and threw the bannana away. I like tartar asuse

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check out this promo of vertigo by u2. it is good stuff.

one trick that I have developed is this, when you know your going to have a stinky poo and you at a public restroom. what you do is this. more then likly you have to do pee at the same time. soo you first do a lightning fast poop, holding in your pee. you then get up and make a quick change to the urinal and wham somw one else comes in and it ( Read more... )

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so I am standing by the urinal today and there was an unkown gentleman in the next stale. I ask hey what are you doing? He said nothing. then said what are you doing. I said nothing. I went over to wash my hands ( Read more... )

I love the feel of the water from the sink in the bathroom then immedately going back to the kitchen..........ilove salami.

Things Overheard at the STD Clinic ( Read more... )