doesn't feel great when you work on a car for like two hours taking everything apart and fixing stuff. i have broken in my driveway with oil stains almost as good as sex

this is a song by syd barrett and i want everone to read this and tell me what you think ( Read more... )

i have a bigg wee wee

i like to take medicine that causes severe abdonimal cramping and exposive diarreah.................YEA

Here is a song for mr. Regan he was the man ( Read more... )

What about the germs i ask. "There are no germs, germs is just a plot they made up to sell you disinfectants and soaps, no whe was a fruitcake Jim" "What are we for then" ummm...........that is from 12 monkeys. Reminds me of the times when Demrick, Allen, Eric and i use to watch movies,a nd eating chips and salsa and drinking beer ( Read more... )

the funniest thing ever happened like two weeks ago Eric quimb y called me at like 3 am pissed as hell was a party elma style we decicd to call allen at like 3 am collect. i guess it was funny at the time. i am in a consistant fight with a gentleman named charlie god bless him he will never survive the powers of homer hogan the 4th draws near and ( Read more... )

i don't feel it anymore

i just soiled myself and i can't stop it is a addiction oops there i go again it is like chocolate foam

wiener