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So I've been thinking of all those under appreciated characters on T.V recently (and in the past) and I've decided they all need a new home. Specifically, on my new Soap Opera!
The following list of Characters have been (in my opinion) utterly abused by their mother shows, and thus deserve and shall receive better, on my new show. It's important to note that I am aware there are quite a few characters (essential for any good soap opera) but I will not find it necessary to have them all on screen at one time. For starters, even abused characters warrent time off from work, but also, the key to a successful soap opera is moderation and grouping!
*I feel it's important to note how utterly and completely I'm bullshitting. I just needed something to post because I was bored.
Setting: A sleepy little town called Wakefield Massachusetts.
abusedCharacter List:
Ruby(Katie Cassidy Version, Supernatural): The resident Demon-in-a-human. Every soap opera needs one. She's the mischief maker with a heart of pure evil. This year she's decided to be a college student.
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): Not just another pretty face, Nate Archibald has been cut off from his family fortune. Armed with nothing but what's left in his trust fund, he packed up and moved to Wakefield where he now attends the community college. He even has the occasional line, when he's not smoking pot and having existential crises.
Luke Ward (The O.C): This bad boy, turned understanding owner of two daddies is new to Wakefield, fresh from Portland Oregon. He loves his two dads, but he just needed some time apart from them to grow and choose his own sexual destiny.
Jimmy Cooper (The. O.C): After fucking up his life 25 different times in New Port California, Jimmy decided to give up his life of business and join the clergy. However, he hasn't quite kicked all his venal sins, most notably, women.
Alex Kelly (The. O.C): Alex is the punk rock bitch queen of the college bar. The only way she'll legitimately listen to your problems is if you have enough alcohol in you to be funny. She also harbours an irrational hate on for that Ruby chick.
Mohinder Suresh (Heroes): Local geneticist teacher for the community college, Mohinder get's into more animated discussions with the local clergy than he'd like to admit. When he pulls student volunteers from his class for an experiment, he makes an interesting discovery regarding one of them.
Matt Parkman (Heroes): Detective Parkman is the local law enforcement who tries his damndest to keep law and order in his sleepy little town. Except he's surrounded by idiots which turns out to be a real liability when suddenly all hell breaks loose as a new year at the college begins...
Nathan Petrelli (Heroes): The local mayor, Nathan Petrelli has a pretty sweet job, Wakefield is a town that practically pays for itself, leaving enough for him to skim off the top for "personal reasons". But when the local detective asks for additional funding, Nathan's sweet gig could be compromised.
"Piz" Piznarski (Veronica Mars):Piz is a college freshman who is more than content being who he is; a lovable goof. His world gets turned upside down when he falls for the campus bitch. What can he say? He's a hot blooded male...
Wallace Finell (Veronica Mars): Wallace is a college freshman who is just too damn cool for his own good. He's on the Basketball team and studying to become an engineer. But he's not a douche about it, he's even friends with Piz, who likes to indulge in the occasional game of WoW and Wallace never leaves him hanging. Unless he's got a hot date.
Dr. Robert Chase (House M.D): Indigenous to Austrailia, Dr. Chase migrated to the U.S serve under a renowned diagnostician at Princeton Plainsboro teaching hospital. But after a nasty split from his wife, Dr. Chase moved out to Wakefield to start all over again as Wakefield General's Surgeon. He's very pretty.
Lonny (Scrubs): A ginger haired orderly at Wakefield General hospiral, Lonny has 7 kids...that he knows of. In order to pay his many many bills, he tends to steal from patients pockets...literally. He also serves as an occasional drug runner.
Kieth Dudemeister (Scrubs): Finally finishing his internship, Dr. Dudemeister has decided to make gynocology his concentration. Good natured and trustworthy, Keith knows every skeleton in every closet of the local desperate housewives in Wakefield. He tries his best to keep their dirty little secrets, but he becomes sieve once he's got a couple drinks in him...
Julie Quinn (Mandy Moore, Scrubs): Sweet but accident prone, Julie is Keith's girlfriend. She tends to get into the oddest situations and has really jacked up poor Dr. Dudemeister's car insurance Rates.
Dr. Hooch (Scrubs): Hooch is crazy. But he's still allowed to scrub in for surgeries. Rumor has it, he killed a man just because he put the salt in the pepper shaker one April Fools Day...