Project Anti-bordom: Wakefield
The music thumped around the sad excuse of a campus arena as Alex, Wallace and Luke all danced as well as they could. There wasn't much room to do more than sway, but that was okay. The band wasn't nearly as bad as Alex thought.
However, Luke's sick puppy dog crush on her, was that bad. She could practically feel Wallace smirking beside her, without looking. Luke was attempting to get his hands all over her, and not even in the sleazy way. He kept trying to put his arms around her waist, in his sick little lovey dovey way. She kept trying to shrug him off, but nothing worked.
"I'm gonna grab a drink," Wallace yelled over the music, weaving his way through the throng of people.
"Hey I was wondering-"
"What?" Alex dodged his arms once more.
"I said I was wondering if-"
"I LOVE THIS SONG! WOO!" Alex faced the stage and pulled off her best woo girl act, wiggling and jiving to the music.
Wallace watched as poor Luke kept getting shot down by Alex. The poor boy was smitten with someone who's standards were high and was colder than the dark recesses of hell when she wasn't interested. At some point he'd try to tell Luke that Alex was just not interested, but for now it was funny.
Alex grabbed Wallace's drink as soon as he came back, mostly as payback for ruining her perfectly bland night. Wallace just shook his head and decided to text his roomie.
Man U R missing 1 hell of a band.
Piz was on his way back to his dorm room, feeling truly awkward, when his phone vibrated in his pocket. Just Wallace telling him what an awesome time he was having. Damn if Piz didn't wish he was there with him....
Half an hour earlier, Piz had been seconds away from finally losing his 19 year old V card when....
"Huh..."
"Oh Geez..."
Ruby had smiled at him a little tauntingly, a little sympathetically. Neither of which made Piz feel very awesome.
"Whatsa matter? Am I not your type?"
"No. I mean you are. I just-I don't-this has never-"
"Are you nervous?" Ruby closed her hand around his cock, "Need a hand?" She pumped once, twice, slowly. Nothing.
"Umm...possibly, just a little."
"Is this your first time?"
"Ummm...."
"Oh Pizzy..." Ruby grinned. She slapped his chest and climbed off him, grabbing her pants and throwing on her shirt.
"Wait-"
"I'm sorry, but you're clearly not ready for this," She threw his pants and shirt at him, "and quite frankly, forcing it almost makes it feel like rape, which is creepy so yeah..."
Piz got his clothes on as the blood rushed to his face, the opposite end of his body it was supposed to be. He wasn't sure what had just happened or where he went wrong, but he was sure that he needed to end his life. This was the end all be all of embarassment. Matters weren't made better with his gimp right arm. He struggled and almost fell onto the floor.
"I like you Piz, but I think you need a little more time," Ruby moved him out the door, "I'll call you later."
Ruby shut the door and waited the appropriate amount of time before bursting out into laughter. Playing with little virgin boys was fun, defiling them, even funner. But humiliating the crap out of them when they couldn't even get it up on their first time was just priceless. The small shred of humanity in her felt a little bad for the guy, but it was mostly funny. Especially the part where he tried to put his shirt back on.
She threw on her jacket and grabbed her keys. She heard there was a concert or something going on. Maybe she could find herself a quick lay before midterms.
Piz flopped down on his bed and hugged a pillow to his chest. Closing his eyes, he just wanted the night to end. But that wasn't going to happen, because the door flew open and Alex and Wallace fell through the door, laughing.
"Man Alex did you see his face when you told him you were a lesbian?"
"I'm sorry but it had to be done. It was like he wanted to hug me full of love or something!" Alex tried not to laugh, but it didn't quite work. It was just so damn funny.
"But now I have to ask: Are you?"
"Am I what?"
"Are you a lesbian?"
Alex walked towards Piz's room, "Depends on the day," she flopped on his bed next to him. "So gloomy gus, you missed one hell of a night. Despite Wallace's betrayle."
"Luke tried to hug some humanity into you, you're a lesbian, and now you're here. Hey look I caught up." He turned on his side away from her. He didn't mean to be snippy, but he wasn't in the mood to talk.
"Wow, somebody's PMS-ing," Alex jumped off his bed, worried about her period synching with his."
"I'm not PMS-ing. I just had a bad night."
"Wallace! Grab some drinks. Piz needs to be liquored up so he can spill his feelings."
"I don't need to be liquored up..."
"Well if you want me to pretend to listen, we're gonna need some beers in here stat."
And that's all for tonight, but the question remains:
Will Piz tell the truth about his night?
Will Ruby get laid before midterms?
Will Professor Suresh manage to do his tests?
Tune in next time.