Conversations aren't worth having unless they're callous and strange
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
UHOH IT SMELLS LIKE MY OVENS BURNING
BRB
Claire says:
LOL Your oven is just burning straight out, for no reason
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
it's going through that awkward teen angst phase....
with the random acts of fire buggery
Claire says:
YOUR NOT MY REAL STOVE
YOU ARE
I fail
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
as a stove parent?
Claire says:
No for using 'your' as 'you're'
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
THAT'LL BE TEN LASHINGS
Claire says:
WHHYYY
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
I'm sorry. But so shall it be written, so shall it be done
Claire says:
I tried to raise you right, toaster, I tried
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
THATS WHY YOU FAIL
HE WAS A STOVE
NOT A TOASTER!
*shakes head sadly*
Claire says:
I was addressing my YOUNGEST
~
I feel it's important to express my love for baby carrots
Claire says:
There there...let it all out
I'M LISTENING
WITH MY HEART
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
Baby Carrot, oh Baby Carrot
are you not orange?
Would I love thee less
If you were Green?
Or possibly red or beige?
Claire says:
This piece, I...it speaks to me
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
it's because it comes from the heart
Claire says:
They are delicious, aren't they?
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
especially with a lovely dill sauce
Claire says:
I have never tried that
Now I must
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
you should
I have this HORRIBLE crush on Dill, but never have anything to dip IN it (or you know, slather as technically it is a marinade to some extent i guess for salmon) but then brilliantly it came to me: Baby Carrots
Claire says:
LOL the history of dill sauce, with professor Emily PHD
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
Not so much a history as uses and application
I actually got my doctorate on the use and mis-use of hickory sauce
and the awesome part is, I actually *did* write that one out
Claire says:
Seriously, where is your university
I need to go to it
NOW
Question: After Hogwarts, where do students go? Is there like a secondary Magical school, or do you need to go to the one school andBAM you're done?
Alyssa. little nerdy dude with wings. says:
Uhm, I think you go into whatever field you're interested in for training
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
Damn.
I wish Voldemort hadn't killed my owl. Then I could have gone to Hogwarts and had a speciality by now
Alyssa. little nerdy dude with wings. says:
LOL
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
Well Kayla said Voldemort killed it because he knew I would be too powerful had I become a wizard. Me and Harry would have whooped his ass.
but secretly I think Kayla killed it
Alyssa. little nerdy dude with wings. says:
because she was jsut jealous
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
Exactly
because she's a squib
Alyssa. little nerdy dude with wings. says:
LMFAO LMFAO
you guys are crazy
So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
This was a legit convo we had on the way to school last monday