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[empathicbastard]

Snagged from badcat42077.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Empathicbastard!

1. In his entire life, empathicbastard will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
2. Czar Paul I banished empathicbastard to Siberia for marching out of step.
3. Empathicbastard can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
4. Neil Armstrong first stepped on

Comments

[kiwitart]

Empathicbastard can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.

what were you doing there?

[empathicbastard]

I was polishing my purple gondolas, of course.

[kiwitart]

of course how silly of me

[empathicbastard]

But, the question is, where were you?

*glare*