Why is it that I wake up this morning singing "If honey's what you covet, be careful! They love it! They come in every different shape and size, size, size ( Read more... )

Why did I stay up until 4 something AM when All I wanted to do when I got home from work yesterday was come home and take a nap? I never did take that nap.

Fuck.

Well.... here I am.

If nothing else, this day should be interesting.

Tonight I craved Chinese noodles, so I decided to go to a restruant I'd never tried before and order food. Interestingly, for the first time that I can ever recall, I wanted to order crab, so I did. This is significant because I NEVER order sea food. Part of me believes it's because I can't stand the taste, the other part of me feels that ( Read more... )

Today was a wonderful day for passability ( Read more... )

I was just thinking today about a kid back in summer camp years ago that thought a "blow job" was a hair cut.

Just goes to show that just because ya believe something is something, doesn't mean that it necessarily is. At least to anyone who is not the person who believes it.

LOL ( Read more... )

Beware ( Read more... )

A bit wild ( Read more... )

I'm awake!

Barely... but I'm awake!

Hot poopies am I tired.

This could proove to be a very interesting (or more likely long) day at work today.

Wah.

For the second time in two weeks my non-moving car has been hit by a moron behind the wheel. This time I was stopped while a pedistrian crossed my path when some dumshit kid playing his rap music too loud rear ended me ( Read more... )