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[emperor_llama]

All right! This is almost awesome enough to make up for the fact that I'm a llama and a woman!

HEY, PEASANTS!

I'M A FREAKING empress EMPEROR!

[[1% spent on remembering his Emperorhood. 1% total + 2% unspent.]]

Comments

[lilac_whirlwind]

Not another ego boost for you...

[emperor_llama]

Surely you concede I deserve it.

[lilac_whirlwind]

No, I don't

[emperor_llama]

I'm an emperor! Of course I deserve it!

[forever_static]

I'm amused that everyone is taking you for your word.

[emperor_llama]

I'm amused by your FACE.

[forever_static]

I wonder if llamas understand irony.

[knight_of_7]

Ah... It seems there are many royalties in Memento Eden.

[emperor_llama]

Well, sure, but how many of them are emperors?

[knight_of_7]

Well... I must admit I don't know...

[emperor_llama]

TWO! That's how many! And I'm one of them!