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[emperor_llama]

What's all this weird cold stuff everywhere? "Smow" or something?

Let's just hurry the year along and get back to summer.

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[ace_of_11s]

It's "snow."

And even an emperor can't make time go faster.

[emperor_llama]

Yeah, yeah, stuff an emperor can't do, blah blah blah. You'll never get anything done with that kind of attitude.

[ace_of_11s]

Right, maybe I'd have more luck ordering around nonexistent guards and servants.

[unnatural_20s]

I'd be on the lookout for Snow Leopards, if I were you!

Luckily, I'm not.

[emperor_llama]

Whoa, whoa, leopards? This stuff is bad enough already!

[unnatural_20s]

Luckily, since I presume you speak Snow Leopard, I'm sure you can just talk them out of ripping out your larynx.

Y'know. Provided you still had your larynx.

[emperor_llama]

I don't speak Snow Leopard! And even if I did, the only words are probably "food" and "more food."