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[emperor_llama]

Hey, villagers! There's a lot of crazy magical zappy guys out there, right?

I really should've asked this earlier, but, uh. Are any of you particularly skilled at Turning Animals Back Into People magic? Because I could use a hit of that.

Not Fizban, though. No Fizbans allowed.

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[kittycatpillow]

Well, I can do it to myself...

[emperor_llama]

Well, that doesn't help me, now, does it?

[kittycatpillow]

Probably not. Ever thought about helping yourself instead of waiting for other people to do it?

[emperor_llama]

That's what other people are there for!

[protectoroflove]

Hoe? M-magic?
Isn't that only in fairytales?

[emperor_llama]

Did you miss the part where you woke up on a magical island with no memories, or what?

[protectoroflove]

W-well... I thought it was just regular amnesia... I haven't seen anything magical yet...

Ah.

You're a talking llama!

[emperor_llama]

That sure sounds like magic to me, but since you're the big expert on these things, I guess I'm just an elaborate hand puppet or something.

[sho_stopper]

It's probably a curse to teach you a lesson. All you have to do is change your ways and you'll be cured!

[emperor_llama]

Hah! Like that'll ever happen.

[sho_stopper]

Then enjoy life as a llama.

[emperor_llama]

There's gotta be a shortcut! That's what magic is there for!

[shoukanjutsu]

Hmm! A man in the shape of a llama? . . . Try this potion.

[thrusts a teapot shooting flames in front of Kuzco]

[emperor_llama]

Potion? That's a potion?

Are you sure you did it right? It seems a little, uh, on fire.

[shoukanjutsu]

No worries. Simply burning away the llama parts.

[emperor_llama]

Do you have, I dunno, some kind of credentials? I'm a little leery of the idea of drinking every burning beverage that a guy in a funny hat shoves in my face.

[befuddledmage]

That's what my name was!

[emperor_llama]

Yeah, well, whatever your name is now, that's off the list too.