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[emperor_llama]

All right, after you get past the escaped convicts, and the evil witches, and the talking butterflies, and getting turned into a llama? This place isn't so bad. I've got a place to live, and free food, so what is there to complain about?

I'll tell you what.

Everything!The rooms are tiny, the food is lame, and I have to walk up FIVE FLIGHTS OF

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[novolumecontrol]

There is a llama in my room...

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BEL! YOU DID THIS! HOW THE HELL DID YOU SNEAK A FUCKING LLAMA IN MY ROOM?!!! TAKE IT BACK BEFORE I CHUCK IT DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

[emperor_llama]

Who the hell is Bel?! Who the hell are you?!

[novolumecontrol]

A talking llama?! VOOI! Get out of my room and back to the woods where you belong!

[emperor_llama]

Hey! HEY! My name was on the board! You can't kick me out!

[blazing_style]

...I'm not sure if I should fee bad for you being a llama or annoyed that you're so ungrateful for everything you're getting.

[emperor_llama]

And to top it off, my roommate is Jack the Ripper! Am I allowed to complain about that?

[blazing_style]

Jack the Ripper? I wouldn't be surprised if he were here, but still...

You sure you're not over exaggerating a bit?

[magicbloomers]

Hey, Kuzco! Sounds like that roommate guy is just asking to be llamafied!

1/3

[emperor_llama]

Augh! Stay away from me, you--

2/3

[emperor_llama]

3/3

[emperor_llama]

Yes.

Yes he is.

[lilac_whirlwind]

You should be a bit more grateful that you even have food and a place to stay.

[emperor_llama]

Why? Doesn't everyone get that around here?

[lilac_whirlwind]

But you could have ended up in a place where you didn't get any of that.

[emperor_llama]

Big deal! I ended up here, and it's a dump!