Alcohol kicks ass because it is a lubricant for awesome!

[emperortrogdor]

Last week I vowed that I'd not drink so that I'd retain my sobriety for the upcoming month of final exams. I made it very clear that I needed to be level-headed, that my brains best stay solidified as to be able to reach for those 90 and up marks. I enacted a policy of real studying, seeing as how my peers had adopted that method for years now. I

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[anonymous]

"Her roomies probably thought I was insane."
You mean you're not!?

[emperortrogdor]

Silly anonymous people and their rhetorical questions... I mean of course I'm sane. I hemorrhage rationality every single day and use it to bake logic loafs.

[zelend]

erp.. that was me