Moment for Monday

[empiricimpurity]

Of all the things we could change about Texas (specifically South Texas), there's one thing that's paramount - BAN MAKEUP! Holy fucking face-cake Batman. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not one for making new laws to keep big brother on top (he can suck starfish), but there needs to be a law in place, or perhaps a new mandatory class in public schools

Comments

[poisonedkisses]

oivey!

makeup, huh.

yeah, alot of people don't know that when it's too much, you look like a clown.

for instance, when i put on makeup- i want you to see my eyes, so i may accentuate them but lawdy knows, i am not going to cake it on. of course you can make makeup look dramatic, but fuck ladies. there is such a thing as called "evening" makeup and "day" face. learn the difference.

send those girls my way, and i'll show them how to put on a real face ;)

[empiricimpurity]

Most women here know of one style of makeup... wrong. Sometimes I wonder if they got their ideas for makeup from old Blackface shows.

By the way, Oregon couldn't hold the amount of people who need your help!

[u_ravenous_girl]

Oi! I will never understand why some people think that caked on makeup looks good! Like those old women who go overboard on the blush! Or those girls who think that heavy eyes and heavy lips are a good look!

[empiricimpurity]

I always thought makeup was supposed to enhance the natural beauty of a woman, not to create a whole new face altogether.

[drrrty]

Don't forget "You can't wait bright red lipstick unless your a celebrity.. otherwise... no, you can't pull it off."