I have made a new friend. Her name is Sophie and she lives across the hall. She is like the CUTEST thing!!! She acts like she's a deer in headlights and she's really hyper and excited. It's so fun. We raced down the hallway and stuff, and we did some other things like ran around trying to find someone who had an A drive. I feel really bad for her ( Read more... )

to have your head this far up your ass, and still be able to breathe ( Read more... )

"... it is not just insects whose nervous systems employ rules of thumb as simple as 'attempt to insert penis in yellow or orange objects'. Although a toad has a much larger brain than a bee or beetle, male toads have been known to embrace the toe of a boot, treating this rubbery objet as if it were a sexually receptive female, which it is not."

my face is so sunburned, I can hardly stand it. I feel like such a redneck jackass. I was so excited thinking about getting to go out in Augusta this weekend, after border bash... but ha! There's no way I'll be able to show my peeling little face in Last Call... I have a t-shirt tan. My neck is burnt down to the extraordinarily modest cut of a ( Read more... )

http://xkcd.com/c59.html

it's like my heart is just.... failing ( Read more... )

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.  (gauche.)

× I've watched porn movies.  (movie.... not movies...)
✓ I have been the psycho- ( Read more... )

meh.... what an interesting sort of life I lead. Last night was a foam party at the Modjeska. After they ran out of foam, and we realized it was just middling-ly entertaining, we booked to Last Call. I wore the remnants of the swimsuit I wore to the foam party... bathing suit top with a tunic over it, and some jeans.... changed eventually. ( Read more... )

1. Mike ( Read more... )

YO U ... C A N ... O N L Y ... T Y P E ... O N E ... W O R D ( Read more... )