Two Bad Pokemon Ficlets
For the Ugly Challenge on gameofcards, where we were supposed to make some kind of fanwork that was bad or ugly on purpose. I wrote two really awful Pokemon drabbles! They're under cuts; please read with caution.
Please note that this is not how I usually write haha.
Dawn woke up. “Today is the first day of school. I’m a frosh at Pallet Town High. I wonder if I will make any new friends?”
“Piplup said piplup.
Oh ya im not allowed to bring pokemon...but if you stay quiet, i can sneak you there in my bag!” dawn says.
Pilup! dawn puts piplup in her backpack and walks to scool. She bumps into someone with purple hair.
“Watch where ur going TROUBLESOME” the guy said, he was mean and didnt smile.
dawn doesnt like him, she yells “my name’s DAWN!”
“whatever” he walks away
“I hope i don’t see him again.” dawn says and walks to scool.
“im in prof oak’s homeroom?” dawn opened the door and someone jumps on her.
“Daaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn! I had miss you so muuuuuuuucccccchhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“OMG hi may lol rofl lamo! i missed u2!!!!!!” Dawn hugs her bffl Maybelle Maple.
“dibs on the new girl” drew says in the emo corner wth all his guy friends theyre the most popular in school all the girls love them.
‘wat?” ash asks stuffing his face with pizza he’s dense and loves to eat.
“Stop eating!” Misty yells and hits him with Malletory, her trusty mallet used to hit idiots like ash.
“ya shes pretty cute” gary says. ‘but leaf is still better!’
“leaf hates u man u should just give up” drew says
“never” gary says seriously drew knows he really loves her but he also knows leaf really hates him. He wonders why hes so obsessed wiv her?
“hey look its paulie! “dont call me dat” paul hits ash. “oh hey newbie ur the girl from b4.”
“omg why u” dawn thinks while sitting with may misty and leaf, her bffls who were the hottest girls in school.
i wonder what will happen on my first day of high school?
“go pikachu Ash said. I was battling agaenst Trip. “Go snivy” Trip said. Pikachu use thunder shock Ash yelled. “Snivy dodge” Trip sed. Snivy dodged Pikachu’s attack. “ Snivy use Vine whip Trip said. Pikachu fainted. Good battle Ash said. Ash wanted to battle mor for practice. I realized I was late for scool. Ash ran to pallet high. This green hared dude was surounded by girlz. “Get out stupid kid” a girl sed. That hurt mah feelingz. Ash realizd he was late for home room. The jerk hair dude was in his homeroom! oops i was in the rong homeroom. By the time i fond my homeroom it was lunch. I went to the cafetera. “HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII i yelled. Evryone stared at me. Whats that dork doing at pallet high someone said.I sat at a table with the jerk. There was this girl named may who jerk liked. “i dont like u” the girl said.Lunch was soon over soon. We went to Pokebatling class. “ this is how u battle the teecher said. I was the best. Next was First aid. I sucked. may was really good. “u suck” may said. That hurt mah feelingz. Evryones mean in pallet high. I want to go to viridian high. Last was English. I learnd that a comes before b in the alphabet. i still was confused where e went but i did ok. At dismisal the jerk was manifestd again. On teh bus evryone was realy mean. They hurt mahfeelingz a lot. one said mah pika chu was dumb. another stole mah candy. Even the rufflez. i thought nobody ate rufflez except me. They started throwing plushies at me. i kept thinking if e or f came first in teh alphabet. I got off the bus. At home i dropped out of high scool.
Please note that this is not how I usually write haha.
Dawn woke up. “Today is the first day of school. I’m a frosh at Pallet Town High. I wonder if I will make any new friends?”
“Piplup said piplup.
Oh ya im not allowed to bring pokemon...but if you stay quiet, i can sneak you there in my bag!” dawn says.
Pilup! dawn puts piplup in her backpack and walks to scool. She bumps into someone with purple hair.
“Watch where ur going TROUBLESOME” the guy said, he was mean and didnt smile.
dawn doesnt like him, she yells “my name’s DAWN!”
“whatever” he walks away
“I hope i don’t see him again.” dawn says and walks to scool.
“im in prof oak’s homeroom?” dawn opened the door and someone jumps on her.
“Daaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn! I had miss you so muuuuuuuucccccchhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“OMG hi may lol rofl lamo! i missed u2!!!!!!” Dawn hugs her bffl Maybelle Maple.
“dibs on the new girl” drew says in the emo corner wth all his guy friends theyre the most popular in school all the girls love them.
‘wat?” ash asks stuffing his face with pizza he’s dense and loves to eat.
“Stop eating!” Misty yells and hits him with Malletory, her trusty mallet used to hit idiots like ash.
“ya shes pretty cute” gary says. ‘but leaf is still better!’
“leaf hates u man u should just give up” drew says
“never” gary says seriously drew knows he really loves her but he also knows leaf really hates him. He wonders why hes so obsessed wiv her?
“hey look its paulie! “dont call me dat” paul hits ash. “oh hey newbie ur the girl from b4.”
“omg why u” dawn thinks while sitting with may misty and leaf, her bffls who were the hottest girls in school.
i wonder what will happen on my first day of high school?
“go pikachu Ash said. I was battling agaenst Trip. “Go snivy” Trip said. Pikachu use thunder shock Ash yelled. “Snivy dodge” Trip sed. Snivy dodged Pikachu’s attack. “ Snivy use Vine whip Trip said. Pikachu fainted. Good battle Ash said. Ash wanted to battle mor for practice. I realized I was late for scool. Ash ran to pallet high. This green hared dude was surounded by girlz. “Get out stupid kid” a girl sed. That hurt mah feelingz. Ash realizd he was late for home room. The jerk hair dude was in his homeroom! oops i was in the rong homeroom. By the time i fond my homeroom it was lunch. I went to the cafetera. “HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII i yelled. Evryone stared at me. Whats that dork doing at pallet high someone said.I sat at a table with the jerk. There was this girl named may who jerk liked. “i dont like u” the girl said.Lunch was soon over soon. We went to Pokebatling class. “ this is how u battle the teecher said. I was the best. Next was First aid. I sucked. may was really good. “u suck” may said. That hurt mah feelingz. Evryones mean in pallet high. I want to go to viridian high. Last was English. I learnd that a comes before b in the alphabet. i still was confused where e went but i did ok. At dismisal the jerk was manifestd again. On teh bus evryone was realy mean. They hurt mahfeelingz a lot. one said mah pika chu was dumb. another stole mah candy. Even the rufflez. i thought nobody ate rufflez except me. They started throwing plushies at me. i kept thinking if e or f came first in teh alphabet. I got off the bus. At home i dropped out of high scool.