What type if shit is this (hijack)

[empressthimble]

So yesterday and the day before I had really bad "I miss Ange" days, and yesterday Ange requested that I call her both when I wake up AND when I got back from church. So guess who did exactly what he said he'd do and guess who DIDN'T answer the phone. Later did I find out that she didn't answer in the morning because, and I quote, "she just didn'

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[windexneenja]

Captain Eyebrows! Woot to the third power!

Of course, you do realize there's a hurricane on? Or, about to be, anyway. I haven't quite made it to the door yet this morning to check.

[illama]

Five bucks it doesn't hit anywhere near here.

And even if it does, I'm definitely not evacuating. Evacuating is for pansies!

[windexneenja]

..We will ride out the storm like the bitch it is?

[illama]

Oh yes. I want to buy a canoe, so I may row down our surely-to-be flooded street.

[empressthimble]

All of you do realize that the hurricane isn't gonna hit Corpus dead-on anymore, right?

Who wants to go see The Devil's Rejects when I'm in town?

[windexneenja]

Well, there goes my excuse to use the phrase 'Watery graves'.

[illama]

Yes, but my street will still flood if we have rain, because it's quirky and poor-planned like that.