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(618): there's an australian, my relationship has no hope.

Jun 04, 2011 09:49

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neverleftharlan June 5 2011, 04:42:43 UTC

my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute._

thumbcocked June 5 2011, 04:49:48 UTC

[Dot. Dot. Dot.]

does she at least think you're a high end hooker or

neverleftharlan June 5 2011, 04:58:25 UTC

[Damnit NO MORE DRUNK TEXTS EVER. FIRST AND LAST TIME.]

given that she's seen my room, i can't say for certain

why is that your first question

thumbcocked June 5 2011, 05:07:25 UTC

[Oh come on, Raylan, if you stop texting, she has no other use for this stupid thing. Plus, hello? Primo entertainment.]

yeah if your motel picks are any indication, i gotcha

what other question is there?

neverleftharlan June 5 2011, 05:17:33 UTC

[You're STILL KVETCHING about that motel room, Lia? Really?]

i live here you ungrateful girl its different

no never mind

don't want you asking about it anyhow

thumbcocked June 5 2011, 05:19:59 UTC

[Forever, man.]

true that - its a lot sadder

could ask about your std status instead. w/e for me

neverleftharlan June 5 2011, 05:25:18 UTC

[ldskjfd why is he replying to these.]

it's comfortable and affordable and none of your business, gypsy

[HE'S IGNORING THAT. IGNORING FOREVER.]

thumbcocked June 5 2011, 05:30:15 UTC

[Because he's got no one else besides Harry to text?]

aka - it's a shitheap that needs a blacklight

sok dude. you can get pills for most of em. less you got the herp. then you're just fucked.

[She is not in your ignoring corner, Ray.]

w_for_wizard June 5 2011, 04:54:24 UTC

[MAGICAL CELLPHONE DO NOT QUESTION THIS.]

You know, I expect this kind of thing from my brother, but...

neverleftharlan June 5 2011, 04:59:26 UTC

[HEY IT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ANYTHING ELSE.]

i need to meet that fella at some point

w_for_wizard June 5 2011, 05:04:18 UTC

No. For so many reasons.

neverleftharlan June 5 2011, 05:05:50 UTC

i don't precisely need your permission cousin

he's as much my kin as yours

and sounds more fun and less likely to blow something up in my vicinity

w_for_wizard June 5 2011, 05:13:57 UTC

[...damn it, he has a point.]

Fine. I'll introduce you on the condition that you never meet the rest of his family.

For any reason.

neverleftharlan June 5 2011, 05:15:55 UTC

...any particular reason and should i be concerned for him or for yourself

w_for_wizard June 5 2011, 05:22:34 UTC

Several particular reasons, starting with Lara Raith and going on down the list of relatives.

And no.

neverleftharlan June 5 2011, 05:24:02 UTC

not particularly comforting or convincing

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