Captain, she cannot take much more.

[empty_bliss]

This just occurred to me a little while ago while I was watching Deep Space 9, transporter accidents are the lifeblood of the Star Trek franchise. I swear once per friggin' season there's some new transporter accident that's never come up before. How many goddamn ways can those things malfunction?

Comments

[benjionthekeys]

ive wondered the same thing, and youd think id be foilproof if they deemed it safe enough to use on people.

[bomohoso]

"how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

maybe robbie can use his tricorder and figure that one out.

[lostintherain]

just look at andromeda and be thankful that he didnt fekk up ST also