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empty_mayhem

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Nov 15, 2005 23:21

-Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days ( Read more... )

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!!! youre_not_you November 16 2005, 04:41:34 UTC

OMg I cannot stop laughing.

I love you. Ahahaha.

Re: !!! empty_mayhem November 16 2005, 17:58:02 UTC

Haha I can't take credit for this though, I got it off a myspace bulletin but I thought it was too great not to share.

Re: !!! youre_not_you November 16 2005, 18:21:37 UTC

Either way... You brought a little more Chuck Norris into my life, and i'm greatful. ^_^

tallgirlnb November 16 2005, 06:04:22 UTC

Chuck Norris is my hero.

empty_mayhem November 16 2005, 17:58:18 UTC

He is everyone's hero, whether they admit it or not.

astral_fairy99 November 16 2005, 11:02:42 UTC

Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard since the Uncle Jesse website. I thank you.

empty_mayhem November 16 2005, 17:58:38 UTC

You are very welcome. I'm simply preaching the wonder that is Chuck Norris.

spill_my_guts5 November 16 2005, 13:59:59 UTC

"-Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks."

amen

empty_mayhem November 16 2005, 17:59:06 UTC

I concur.

linuxkev November 16 2005, 18:26:10 UTC

I do believe that this was something off of somethingawful.com

I am not sure though. They seem to love Chuck on that site, fo sho.