[fic] sherlock - buy me an ounce and i'll sell you a pound

[augustbird]

Title: buy me an ounce and i'll sell you a pound
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,186
Characters/Pairing: John/Sherlock
Summary: There's a reason why Sherlock and John are no longer welcome at any SIS functions.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.
Author's Note: Follows a few months from the epilogue of hurry home which is in the

Comments

[mockerybird]

ahahaha, i'm dying here. :D what are these idiots, i can't even. xD

“Don’t take my penis out," - *laughs*

awesome, jenny, awesome! :D

happy holidays bb! <3

[augustbird]

PROBABLY THE BEST LINE OF DIALOGUE I'VE EVER WRITTEN IN ANY FIC LBR

TY BB <33333333

[teahigh]

HAHAHA Oh god these two are hilarious. <333 This was adorable.

“Some minion,” Sherlock answers, “Boring.”

“That’s my sister,” John hisses.

Snorted, and at the quartet. Heeee. This was a lovely thing to work up to. <3

[augustbird]

sherlock is making sad faces about the quartet--someone should really have poisoned that damn cellist

THANK YOU KORRAAAA MERRY CHRISTMAS ETC <333 :D

[pennswoods]

Can't stop laughing. Sherlock is a menace!

[sunshine304]

either cataloguing the flaws of the other arriving attendants to recount later or looking at John’s arse.
First moment that made me snort with amusement (luckily I wasn't drinking at the time).

And poor Sherlock, really, so frustrated because of that boring party. Good thing he's so inventive. And that John just can't say no to him. *g*

I like fluff, it's Christmas after all! I've tried my hand at writing a bit for an exchange, it all ended up being fluffy fluff. :D

Thanks for writing this, it was fun!

[radialarch]

“Sherlock,” John says patiently, “I’m telling you that you can take me out of a tuxedo later.”
oh john you always know exactly what to say

for once he’d really like for his life not to follow the script of a particularly deranged romantic comedy and/or porno
yeah no that's not gonna happen

this is so incredibly fluffy i'm still grinning and john should probably write a book called "memoir of john h. watson: the trials of living with a deranged and completely inappropriate genius". it would earn him millions.