[fic] sherlock - buy me an ounce and i'll sell you a pound

[augustbird]

Title: buy me an ounce and i'll sell you a pound
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,186
Characters/Pairing: John/Sherlock
Summary: There's a reason why Sherlock and John are no longer welcome at any SIS functions.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.
Author's Note: Follows a few months from the epilogue of hurry home which is in the

Comments

[snarryfool]

Oh gosh, sneaky Sherlock with the hand under the table on the inseam etc. etc. etc. If I had a cock I'd've been in some public trouble.Thankfully the lady erectile tissue is more ... discreet.

[bivouack]

oh my god this was the best thing

“Don’t take my penis out,” John whispers aaaaand that's when I lost it. jesus christ, these losers.

wonderful stuff.

[innie_darling]

This was totally delightful.

[howarethosenuts]

I love them! This AU is fantastic.

[talimenios79]

I loved this so much.