The valiant misadventures of Idolfried and a vine

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[neverceuidie]

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I'm sorry, did that completely shatter your delusions concerning your dear father?

[neverceuidie]

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I-

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{ /single crystalline tear }

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[Slaps tear away.]

Come now, such things are unsightly on a maiden's face. Especially one as full of life as yours.

This stage of disillusionment is one we all have to go through.

[idolfried]

Oh my, what kind of bizarre favour was I granted here? To have a boy fantasizing that much about me must revert to my record of unsought twisted pleasures, I guess.

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Oh my. Spam already? Those bots have certainly been working hard these days.

[idolfried]

As your dwelling suddenly gains its liveliness out of nowhere, am I not allowed to gratify my curiosity? And I must presume there is no bot here, unless you are unsightly implying yourself.

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That curiosity of yours never leads to anything sightly, so I'm going to have to say no.