Dead Babies and Suicide Oh My!

Jul 16, 2005 11:08

Well its been a while since I updated, so where to start. Things have been going alright. I been playing a lot of Halo 2 at night and I've concluded that this thumbstick control idea is lame. I have to like retrain myself in the basics of FPS's and thats kind of annoying. Going from PC FPS's (where I'm godly) to Xbox thumbsticks (where I'm a ( Read more... )

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emptymemory July 16 2005, 18:16:53 UTC
Oh yeah, I forgot the reason I titled the post that way.

Yesterday I did the coolest thing. Some bitchy woman came into work today and she always flips me shit, so I always give her shit back (and I'm king of pissing people off). Well she is complaining her life sucks and mockingly, I tell her that she should kill herself. She looks at me blankly and says "my baby died." WELL FUCK! Aren't I a dickface. She then proceeded to tell me that her baby died of SIDS aka Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. What that basically is that the baby decides that life isn't worth living and commits seppuku and sufficates itself any way it possibly can, at least in most cases. I don't blame the kid, I mean, look at its mother and her other rodents. She said, "this is something you don't wish on anybody. Its the worst thing in the world to wake up and find your baby dead next to you in your bed." Hmm, she probably rolled on it and suffocated her under her fat ass. What a way to go.

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krissypyro August 3 2005, 21:11:38 UTC
lol period blood! you are mad funny.

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