(no subject)
If anyone finds themselves the subject of unwanted affections, I am able to provide a stop-gap measure.
[Added after being told off by Martha and Toshiko:]
If you are being pursued by someone whose attentions seem misplaced or overeager, they are likely under the affects of a love potion.
No, I did not do this.
Yes, I do have an antidote. I do not have enough for everyone, as I did not anticipate that the person who requested the potion would decide to give it to half the ship.
You may lead your paramours to the infirmary where the staff will be equipped to rectify the situation. First come, first serve. The remaining affected will find themselves returned to normalcy after twenty-four hours.
I suggest henceforward that none of you leave your food or drink unguarded.
[Private to Tony]
Tell me, Tony: how are you at keeping secrets?
[He's so on to you, you ruddy snitch.]
[Private to Martha and Mozenrath]
Do not eat or drink anything that you have left unguarded.
Stay away from Aleera.
[Private to Aleera]
You idiot.
[Private to K]
It will wear off after twenty-four hours. I didn't know this was her intent-
[OOC: So Tony totally ratted him out to either K or Narvin, which he deduced because Aleera wouldn't have said anything yet. However, he's not giving out a general warning or providing an antidote (and thus admit he knows what's causing this) because neither K nor Narvin has accused him and he's SURE AS HELL not going to implicate himself.
He is, however, going to sit in his room and fret about it. Also, offer Polyjuice Potions.]
[Added after being told off by Martha and Toshiko:]
If you are being pursued by someone whose attentions seem misplaced or overeager, they are likely under the affects of a love potion.
No, I did not do this.
Yes, I do have an antidote. I do not have enough for everyone, as I did not anticipate that the person who requested the potion would decide to give it to half the ship.
You may lead your paramours to the infirmary where the staff will be equipped to rectify the situation. First come, first serve. The remaining affected will find themselves returned to normalcy after twenty-four hours.
I suggest henceforward that none of you leave your food or drink unguarded.
[Private to Tony]
Tell me, Tony: how are you at keeping secrets?
[He's so on to you, you ruddy snitch.]
[Private to Martha and Mozenrath]
Do not eat or drink anything that you have left unguarded.
Stay away from Aleera.
[Private to Aleera]
You idiot.
[Private to K]
It will wear off after twenty-four hours. I didn't know this was her intent-
[OOC: So Tony totally ratted him out to either K or Narvin, which he deduced because Aleera wouldn't have said anything yet. However, he's not giving out a general warning or providing an antidote (and thus admit he knows what's causing this) because neither K nor Narvin has accused him and he's SURE AS HELL not going to implicate himself.
He is, however, going to sit in his room and fret about it. Also, offer Polyjuice Potions.]