This was written in the comments of a friend's locked post, so I copying it here so you can all enjoy it.
One day Marshall woke up in his big master king bed and rolled over on top of his sleepy boyfriend Orlando and sang; "I think I love you! But what am I so afraid of??..."
"I'm throwing out your Partridge family CD tomorrow." replied a sleepy semi-coherent, slightly hung over Orlando.
"No way dawg... it's going to be the theme song at our wedding. I'm going to make you DANCE to it." Marshall manic-ly pumped his hips in imitation of dancing.
"I thought "Every Breath You Take" by the Police was going to be our theme song?" Orlando managed to roll over underneath him.
"Oh yeah, that's right..." Orlando tried to end the conversation by covering Marshall's mouth with his own. He gripped his arms and tumbled the other man over on his side and kissed him until he couldn't breath.
Marshall gasped softly and then looked vaguely thoughtful, "Can you do the tango?"
Orlando rolled his eyes.