Saturday funnies

[emu_bitter_babe]

emu_bitter_babe: You get up first. I always get up first.
squasher: No you don't.
emu_bitter_babe: I do when you don't want to.

(pause)

squasher: There's your university education at work

Comments

[azhure]

That icon makes me want to bow down at your feet...yes, mistress ;)

[emu_bitter_babe]

OBEY.

[cherry_minx]

*giggles* well, I thought it was funny, mainly because I've had discussions quite similar....

NAKEDNESS ROCKS!! well. Sometimes. Some people I just totally don't want to see naked.

I bet you'll be gorgeous when you're pregnant.

[lori_lee69]

I'll join you in stinky-bottomed-ness. I had a BAD vege sausage sizzle with too much onion at the RFDS fundraiser.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scene: earlier today, driving along in motorhome
Lori: (farts silently)
Nath: Honey, did u make a smell?
Lori: (lies) Not that I'm aware of.
Nath: Hmm, something smells
(discusses with his mother possible causes of smell)
MIL: (in all seriousness) Maybe there's something dead on the side of the road

Arghhhhhh i could have died of shame! And I was nearly choking from trying not to laugh myself stupid!