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emu_bitter_babe

Stuff about boobs

Sep 11, 2005 21:04

Yeah, yeah, I know I've posted heaps today. Deal.

I've slummed around the house all day wearing naught but my ladybug pj pants and my hen's night t-shirt. No bra. It feels grand for the first five hours or so. Then I begin to remember why I wear a bra. I get this horrible muscle cramp in a small muscle directly under my left boob. It kills and I ( Read more... )

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emu_bitter_babe September 11 2005, 13:46:32 UTC

I hear you on that. I'm an F cup. I can't wait to have a post-breeding reduction. C does sound lovely.

scascot September 11 2005, 14:36:57 UTC

Perhaps you could hire someone to carry your nork for you?

Just asking.

detritus2099 September 12 2005, 00:14:42 UTC

You're just looking for ear warmers aren't ya?

emu_bitter_babe September 12 2005, 06:28:46 UTC

BWAAHAHAAHAA!

I've never warmed squasher's ears up with my norks. Honest...

scascot September 12 2005, 13:56:10 UTC

And pillows.

Nice...warm...soft...squishy...

Yeah.

wht_wld_u_say September 12 2005, 04:17:44 UTC

Ok, I know that it shouldn't be funny cause I am sure that it is painful, but damn, i was laughing my ass off at a time when I really did need a good laugh. Again, I apologize for laughing at your pain, but the mental picture that I got of you walking around with your boob in your hand was just too much!!!

emu_bitter_babe September 12 2005, 06:29:26 UTC

I'm glad I could help.

*whaps you with a stray nork*

*watches you drop to the ground with concussion*

;)

wht_wld_u_say September 12 2005, 17:58:05 UTC

LOL!!! You are too funny!! That was the best concussion I have ever had!! Same time next week?:)