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[emuslayer]

So we had a lockdown today. Someone was spotted carrying a "suspicious" object that for some reason is now believed to be a yoga mat.

I appreciate the caution, I really do. But how do you get a gun and a yoga mat mixed up? Maybe they thought it was wrapped up in something. I dunno. Have to go finish my paper now.

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[missysaurus]

Actually, I heard that it was an umbrella. But a yoga mat is sillier and I prefer my threats to be silly.