Brick Tamland<33
Hm. yes im cool.
Ron Burgundy: I'm going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker.
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Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
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Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
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Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?
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Brick Tamland: I pooped a hammer.
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Brick Tamland: I ate a lava lamp once. It wasn't actually lava.
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Brick Tamland: There were horses, and a man on fire, and I stabbed a man with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Yeah. I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You might want to find a close relative to live with and lay low for a while, because you are probably wanted for murder.
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Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor
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Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.
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Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded.
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Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica while exchanging insults] I'll punch you in the ovaries!
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Brick Tamland: I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: See Ed? Now you're putting the whole building in danger.