"in bed this morning i thought about how you probably tan real easily, and then i got a hard-on. not a cuteness hard-on, a hand-in-my-pants hard-on."

missy (and pharrell) did it again.

i need to make my queen latifah fan club shirts as soon as physically possible.

in other news: shout-out to the altamonte appliance direct. my homeboy hotcoconuts hooked us up.

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us serbs know how to jam.

not that i still have the skills, but i wish my dad taught me how to play the remote keyboard instead of the accordian when i was a tot.

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chad and i have the same hair color now, and it only took 35 minutes.


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treat your mother right

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