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[en__particulier]

I told my job I can't work tuesdays and thursdays, and so what do they do!??! make me work tuesday and thursday. god. i brought it up to the scheduley lady the same day i realized this and the old hag is like "lolsry i'm rly old and smelly too and i have rly fake poofy red hair look at my stupid nametag and let me give you an attitude now' and I

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[anonymous]

this entry is all very good, but how did you swim out on air
did everything turn to water!?

you forgot to mention that.
given the amount of water needed for this to happen, and the fact that i went to marazzos the other day. I highly doubt that happened.

[en__particulier]

Well you know how jesus can walk on water?
Well lots of people, including me, can swim on air.
I thought this was all implied! Jeez.